A Happy and a Sad

Today I Haz a Happy! 

Nutmeg had found a weak spot in the fencing and was using it to enter and exit the goat area at will.  I spent about 20 minutes reinforcing that area with two metal poles and superior intellect.  At dusk she trotted up and tried her old trick and *bam*!  Nothing!  She bounced back into the goat area with a look of astonishment on her face.  I danced on the back porch and sang in triumph:

"I outwitted Nutmeg!
I outwitted Nutmeg!
I outwitted Nutmeg!
'cuz I'm really smart!" *

 Today I Haz a Sad!

The crowning achievement of my day was that I proved myself smarter than a goat. 


*(sung to the tune of "We Just Figured Out Blue's Clues!")