"911. What is your emergency?"
"I have a cow in the road here in front of 925 Crews Shop Road."
"Is it a black cow?"
"Yes, Ma'am."
"Yeah, I've contacted the owner, Mr. Gilliam, and he's on his way."
"Oh, Okay. Thank you."
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We saw a whole lot of loose cows today, too. One was eating in someone's yard.
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This cow, clearly a mother with a calf because of her large hanging udder,was standing on the wrong side of the road from her pasture, and all the other cows were standing at the fence line trying to figure out what was going on. She finally crossed the street and was running up and down alongside the fence, the herd on the other side keeping pace with her! Ronny needs animal sex lessons, however, because he thought She was a He!
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