Eggs On Ice Are Oh, So Nice
They never spoil or smell
But to get the chickens to lay on the stuff
Is an idea I'm unable to sell.
Mrs. Duck doesn't mind,
but her butt is too big
to fit in the bucket out there.
The chickens think they are above such a thing,
It's a notion for which they don't care.
So I guess I'll have to give up the idea
Though it sings of such genius and style,
Just wait til I hatch up another brain wave!
It should take just a smidge of a while.